Looking to sell something more absurd and costly than the G65- which costs $222,700 and has a V12-because rich folk always want something more absurd and costly than what the rich folk down the block have.ĭW Burnett / PUPPYKNUCKLES What in sweet unholy Satan-blazes is a portal axle?Ī cool piece of off-road technology.Fully aware that most governments regulate trucks and truck-based SUVs far more leniently than they do “normal” automobiles.Fully aware that brand equity and fashion have allowed said luxury vehicle to command a six-figure MSRP in 2018.Fully aware that the development costs and tooling of said luxury vehicle were paid for decades ago.Still selling a luxury SUV (the standard G-class) based on a quasi-military vehicle designed in the 1970s.It is Der Spiegel for people who want to know what happened today in the Federal Republic of Send It. It is the king of the sovereign land of Driveoverthatshitenstein. It is the German equivalent of a Gold’s Gym filled with ‘roid-raging Disney cartoons. It is a bougie-thunder road cannon simultaneously magnificent and terrible. It is the Kool-Aid Man in four-wheeled form. It carries a warranty 22-inch wheels electronically adjustable, remote-reservoir dampers and three locking differentials. It is available at your local Mercedes-Benz dealer. It is a lifted, carbon-fibered, portal-axled version of Mercedes-Benz’s venerable G550 SUV. This, my friends, is the 2017 Mercedes-Benz G550 4x4². DW Burnett / PUPPYKNUCKLES What in sweet unholy Satan-blazes is this?
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